CSS Tekesky Update

If you you haven't figured it out by now CSS Tekesky is a very colorful character. Today I was trying to take a nap in hopes of killing my headache. I hear that CSS T and CSS Merrill are doing room inspections......I hear them going from room to room like a search party and I hear him (CSS T) go into the girls room and be like "I WILL find something wrong here." the girls generally have the best room. So he makes up stuff to gig them on and they just watch and try not to laugh at his antics. Then I hear him leave and enter another room, in a few seconds I here him yelling "ON YOUR FACE" then "IN CADENCE" then he says "1..2..3" then the girls (who are not in the same room) say "4"! I was like wait a minute he left their room......then the light went on, he was PTing them over the phone!! I was like, wow, and I thought home was crazy. Then I hear CFSG J (Cadet First Sergeant Jablonski) open their door and say "HEY, YOUR NOT DOING THE PUSHUPS!" then the girls hung up the phone and I heard CSS T come out of the other room and went to the girls room and was like "DID YOU HANG UP ON ME MS. CONSOLI?!?!" (he was pretty laid back, not mean). Then he burst into my room (I was waiting for this but he didn't knock like he is supposed to) and I tried to get out of bed fast but he was like "GO BACK TO SLEEP MR. MARTIN, THAT'S AN ORDER!!!" So I got back in bed and rolled over. He was like "I WANT TO HERE SNORING MR. MARTIN, AND NOT FAKE STUFF!" (Ihad started to fake snore before he got the second half out of his mouth). Then CSS M was like "wow you guys have a nice room today" (note the compliment and lack of caps, he is a nice dude), Then CSS T was like "MR. MARTIN DID YOU BUY THESE PLASTIC DRINKING CUPS?" I did not respond right away because I was trying to think of what he was talking about. Then as I am about to respond, he says "GOOD ANSWER, YOU'RE ASLEEP." Then both CSS M and CSS T left with a "carry on Mr. Martin", but before they left all the way they noticed my feet sticking out the end of the covers and decide to find if I am ticklish (I still am). Well, I just got yelled at for being up too late so TTYL.