The normal one accepts

Since I, having the, "Intelligence of a dead rat," have reluctantly joined the blog of one the most disfunctional families to date, I take it upon myself to counterbalance constant stupidity and nonsense with even worse stupidity. The only way to make Amy and Mom feel smart is to act dumber than they already do.

Philip

To further illustrate my point: In reaction to my post, Mom made the sound of an angry yak or otherwise unknown creature and said, "Haha, you can't make that sound!" I may have made an unattainable goal for myself.