Same old new stuff
Yesterday CSS T some how found a captured a large (5") Chinese Praying Mantis. He decided that the girls would have to keep it as a pet and name it. I was sitting in my room when I hear "AAHHH" from the one girl and then I hear CSS T say "NAME IT" (oh and when something like this happens it brings the rest of the cadre) and the girls were like "ummmm." Then CSS T said something like "YOU NEED TO NAME YOUR NEW PET, YES PET. YOU WILL KEEP THIS MANTIS, IF IT DIES YOU DIE, SO LEARN WHAT IT EATS AND FIND IT SOME FOOD AND A HOUSE" (it was just flying around up until now). Gina finally says "Butterfinger" for its name and CSS T was like "BUTTERFINGER?!?! REALLY MISS CONSOLI, YOU NEED TO BE MORE CREATIVE" (her dog's is named Snickers and that is what she named her rifle). By now the other cadre were in there room as well as a few other upperclassmen and a few freshmen (me included) and they were like "Butterfingers needs a home, find her a home" and then they made the girls run outside and get some twigs and put them in a clear Rubbermade container and the cadre poked some holes in it.
Later on, they were checking up on Butterfinger and Gina said something like "Its disgusting" and CSS T was like "HOW DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES BUTTER FINGER FEEL? YOU HURT HER HEART, MISS CONSOLI.......DO BUGS HAVE HEARTS?" to which Gina said everything has a heart. CSS T then says "EVERYTHING MISS CONSOLI? DOES THIS FAN HAVE A HEART?" Then he pulls out a large box fan which had been his but was broken so he had thrown it into the girls room with a "GRENADE!!!!" attached to it a few weeks ago. Then he found out that it was Gina's Birthday (a while back now) and he gave her the fan as a birthday present and told her to keep it. So he pulls this fan out from under their bed and says "DOES THIS FAN HAVE A HEART, MISS CONSOLI? LET'S LOOK FOR ONE." he then proceeded jump on the fan bending the metal parts and smashing the plastic. Then he says, "DO YOU SEE A HEART MISS CONSOLI?" we just kind of stood there in shock and were like wow, never ceases to amaze. The fan was later thrown into another room were they smashed it further and then threw it and the pieces into the girls room again. At one piont Ben Huff said something really dumb and was told to go in his closet and put his face into the dirtiest shirt, I laughed at this and was told then to do similar....... then they were like "Get your faces out of your closets.....sickos." Whatev...
So that is all for now, I hope Amy is getting everything right on her way to FWANCE.I will continue to post anything updates as they occur.

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