heeeeee-larious

So I was cleaning up some old files on my computer because I'm super type-A and want things to be organized (surprise, I know) and found so many gems. Seriously, I am printing out a bunch of these and giving them to their respective owners. But in the meantime, here's a sampling of some great family quotes (mostly Mom!):

* "Attack of the Bean Bugs!!"

* "Abort, Retry, Philip."

* "Do you ever wake up and feel like crapoodle?"

* A to-do list I made for myself that consists of one item: "Redeem savings bond at age 35 or 36." Seriously.

* A poem I wrote for Philip's 16th birthday that included the following stanza:
At breakfast you mainly watched us,
And forgot your concrete oatmeal,
We sped quickly out to the bus,
With Brooks the first in line, that eel!

* Amy: “I’m going to do a quote page for you”
Mom: “My lips are sealed”
[five seconds]
Mom: “What is that sound?”
Amy: “me typing”
Mom: “Sounds like a mouse chewing”

* Dad (sporting the shofar): Man, I am glad I’m not a ram. Imagine how that’d whip your head around! (demonstrates.)

* Oh for the days of a 3-sided hut with a fire out front.

(wow. we are special. and not always in good ways...)